christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying